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when someones eating something yummy and I just wait to get some

Going downtown for the last time before I move

When I get caught sipping someone’s drink that’s not mine

I’m just like:

When I’m drunk and the DD doesn’t want to go to Cookout

When we’re at the Oxford and my friend is trying to flirt

But I’m just trying to get drunk like:

When wagon wheel comes on anywhere

first i’m like:

and then i’m all:

but then the chorus comes on and i’m just like:

When I’m at a pregame and someone says theyd rather be sober & drive than call Gary

i’m just like: